blogging about my kittens

The Webs & Henry are spotted on a red carpet!

2011-12-08T14:52:00.000-08:00

Famous kitten neighborhood

2011-05-02T16:24:00.000-07:00

Lane and I recently moved from Silverlake to Frogtown. We love our new place and I was DEEELIGHTED to find out our local elementary school was home to a famous cat

Read all about Room 8 here

kittens sure do like getting into bowls!

2011-04-19T16:38:00.001-07:00

2011-02-17T19:23:00.000-08:00

Henry is a movie star!

2010-07-26T19:57:00.001-07:00

Our kitten Henry is famous! He's starring in a big hollywood movie!

kittens on a slide

2010-06-29T15:24:00.000-07:00

kitty is missing

2010-06-18T10:46:00.001-07:00

2010-05-28T11:39:00.000-07:00

Kitty street performers!

2010-05-27T10:42:00.000-07:00

Biscuit in a commercial?

2010-04-27T17:53:00.000-07:00

This looks so much like our kitten, Egg Biscuit, our most shy kitty.

Shhhhhh

2010-02-19T12:35:00.001-08:00

Chris and Dr. Baby

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2010-02-11T09:37:00.001-08:00

Business cat does business

2010-02-08T16:37:00.000-08:00

And now some picture of the kittens sleeping

2009-12-15T12:21:00.001-08:00

Our dearly departed Princess Wondercat

2009-12-05T13:24:00.000-08:00

Our beautiful and beloved Princess Wondercat has passed away. Princess tore her urinary tract sometime this past week while she was jumping and playing outside. The injury turned out to be untreatable and she was in pain so she was put to sleep early Saturday morning.

She was an amazing mouser, an athletic adventurer, and a sweet companion to Lane and I as well as her husband The Internet. Lane chose her as a little one from the North Central Animal Shelter in Los Angeles in June 2008. We had her for such a short time but are so grateul that she was part of our crazy kitty family. We love her and we will miss her.

Kittens for Sale (Cost $10)

2009-12-02T11:24:00.000-08:00

We have one beautiful kitten and one sweet but independent mama cat looking for homes. We might have more kittens available for adoption soon, so let us know if you want two.

The kitten is a 2.5 month old female. She is very sweet, cuddly, playful and most importantly, litter trained. She would loved to be adopted into a home with another kitten or older male cat.

The mama kitten is about 1.5 years old. She was a stray when we took her in over the summer so she is independent and wants to be an indoor/outdoor kitty. She also has a very sweet side and likes to sit on the couch and get he butt scratched. She would do best in a home where there were no other lady cats. She is neutered and litter trained.

(post olive photo)

Please email us at susan.garbett (at) gmail.com if you want these babes in your home.

Ten Commandments for the Gentleman Cat

2009-10-19T17:15:00.000-07:00

A Gentleman Cat always has an immaculate shirtfront and paws at all times.
A Gentleman Cat allows no constraint of his person, even loving restraint.
A Gentleman Cat does not mew except in extremity. He makes his wishes known and waits.
When addressed, a Gentleman Cat does not move a muscle. He looks as if he hadn't heard.
When frightened, a Gentleman Cat looks bored.
A Gentleman Cat takes no interest in other people's affairs, unless he is directly concerned.
A Gentleman Cat approaches food slowly, however hungry he may be, and decides at least three feet away whether it is Good, Fair, Passable, or Unworthy. If Unworthy, he pretends to scratch earth over it.
A Gentleman Cat gives thanks for a Worthy meal by licking the plate so clean that a person might think it had been washed.
A Gentleman Cat is never hasty when choosing a housekeeper.
There is no tenth Commandment.

a happy cyber family

2009-10-14T16:28:00.000-07:00

guess who got added to the wii fit family today?

that's a cute face

2009-09-27T20:33:00.000-07:00

Live streaming the kittens

2009-09-16T22:34:00.000-07:00

We probably wont run the cam 24/7 Streaming Video by Ustream.TV

Mamma and babes and the internet

2009-09-13T14:32:00.000-07:00

My favorite pics so far

2009-09-13T14:26:00.000-07:00

Kilos born at 11pm 9/12

Their internet debut... THE BABES!

2009-09-13T14:22:00.000-07:00

Before and After

2009-09-13T14:17:00.000-07:00

10 Funniest Cat Videos

2009-09-10T20:22:00.000-07:00

Via Supertremendous. Video #5 below.

More info about Olive

2009-08-27T10:42:00.000-07:00

She's pregnant! Due in 2 weeks.

Meet Olive

2009-08-26T16:01:00.001-07:00

Isn't she beautiful?

Hello there!

All this has made Olive tired...

Weblength

2009-08-26T15:34:00.001-07:00

She sleeps under the covers

2009-06-11T15:45:00.001-07:00

So CUTE!

she's up high!

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I'm helping!

2009-04-18T11:44:00.001-07:00

Kitty Wedding Tattoos

2009-04-14T15:11:00.000-07:00

The McSweeny's Store is selling the sheet of tattoos that came with the Nov/Dec 2007 Believer Art Issue. By far the coolest ones are these two of kitty cat bride and groom. They are drawn by Charles Burns!!! If you forgot to buy the cats a wedding present please print this out and take it to your nearest tattoo parlor immediately.

cats and cakes

2009-04-07T20:40:00.000-07:00

them kittahs have sweet tooths!

My Favorite Kitten Wedding Photos

2009-04-06T16:15:00.000-07:00

Lane was good enough to wrap up all the wedding business, but I couldn't resist posing my favorite photos that trickled in over the last month. Please to enjoy.

I'd love to get a 3rd cat- a lady- and have a polygamist style wedding next year. I then will plan on selling the story rights to HBO for a feline Big Love.

the real spaghetti cats

2009-03-26T20:08:00.000-07:00

Lane and I made homemade pasta tonight much to the cats delight. Princess ate oodles of noodles while Mr. Webs batted at the longest strands.

Yes, we dry pasta on our chairs.

radio dedication

2009-03-05T15:45:00.000-08:00

wedding video

2009-03-03T20:11:00.000-08:00

Recollections of the cat wedding

2009-03-03T13:58:00.000-08:00

One of the most fun things after the wedding was going online to see all the facebook status messages:

And here are some of the great tweets about the cat wedding.

Thanks again to everyone, video footage to hopefully be posted soon!

High five!

2009-02-24T18:45:00.000-08:00

We make hearts

2009-02-20T15:44:00.000-08:00

wedding invitation

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You woke me!

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droopy

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Cat Wedding FAQ

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Are the cats brother and sister?
No. No they are not. They were adopted from the LA County North Central Animal Shelter at the same time. They are a month apart in age, therefore it is impossible for them to be siblings.

Why are you having a wedding for the cats?
For fun. Also we are tired of them living in sin.

I never got an invitation, can I come? Can I bring a friend?
Yes and Yes. The wedding is Feb. 28th at 2pm.

Are the cats registered?
Yes. You can purchase them a gift from their registry. Of course, the kittens always prefer homemade gifts.

Can I bring anything?
Champagne is always welcome but in no way required for your attendance.

What should I wear?
Dress as you would at a human wedding. Princesses colors are red, pink, yellow and orange if you are interested in coordinating.

I'll see you around 4 in the afternoon, is that ok?
The wedding ceremony will begin at 2pm. You are more than welcome to come later in the afternoon, but you will miss the main event.

I would like to participate in the wedding party/ceremony/planning. What can I do?
We are still looking for ceremony performers, ushers, a photographer and a videographer. Even if your not up to any of these tasks but still want to do something, please email us, we'd love to include you in some way.

Important information

2009-02-11T14:35:00.001-08:00

batting practice

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Invisible _________________

2009-01-22T18:01:00.000-08:00

Add your interpritation in the comments

Cat wanders into TV studio

2009-01-13T16:12:00.000-08:00

Sadly, not my cat.

Late Night Kitty Party

2009-01-12T22:19:00.000-08:00

She's a Lady

2009-01-11T22:15:00.000-08:00

The Sophisticated Gent

2009-01-10T22:14:00.000-08:00

enganement photo

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Watching the Watchmen

2009-01-08T22:21:00.000-08:00

The Face Only A Mother Could Love

2009-01-08T22:17:00.000-08:00

Mine, not the kittens. They are cute.

a thoughtful pair

2009-01-08T22:09:00.000-08:00

Pizza cat

2009-01-06T09:38:00.000-08:00

Bat Shite Crazy Cat Lady

2009-01-02T00:11:00.000-08:00

Soon to be me.

Kissing

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icat

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Rumba cat

2008-12-03T13:16:00.000-08:00

Impersonators

2008-11-16T19:15:00.001-08:00

This looks like the kittahs! (but it aint them)

2008-11-15T14:16:00.001-08:00

Photo by Franklin Hardy

Going to SLC

2008-11-11T17:56:00.000-08:00

And takin princess wit me...

He gets PAID

2008-11-11T17:51:00.001-08:00

Water cats

2008-11-10T13:46:00.000-08:00

The boys having a sleep, part 2

2008-11-09T13:44:00.000-08:00

Hungry

2008-10-24T14:13:00.001-07:00

Princess was so hungry that she couldn't wait for the nosh.

Nap

2008-10-18T20:37:00.000-07:00

Get outta there!

2008-10-18T08:34:00.000-07:00

That's why my beers keep dissappearing...

1st attempt to get sunglasses on cat

2008-10-17T08:33:00.000-07:00

Did not go well.

Dinocatwaste

2008-10-16T13:31:00.000-07:00

the boys, again

2008-10-15T12:28:00.000-07:00

Bag Lady

2008-10-14T15:32:00.000-07:00

Kittens had a visitor today

2008-10-13T20:25:00.000-07:00

Big orange kitty from next door came by

Internet on internet

2008-10-11T14:52:00.000-07:00

soon to be famous

2008-10-10T14:46:00.001-07:00

Just submitted this photo to Cats in Sinks

when they were wee

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Another gem from JK

2008-10-08T22:55:00.000-07:00

The Fight-ten-ning

2008-10-07T10:38:00.000-07:00

Love the last photos of The Internet biting Princess.

Beer cats

2008-10-06T20:39:00.000-07:00

The boys having a sleep

2008-10-02T10:11:00.000-07:00

John Woo Kitty

2008-10-01T08:24:00.001-07:00

By John Kneedler

Invisible- something

2008-09-29T17:35:00.001-07:00

Let us know what it should be in the comments dear readers.

Let me explain

2008-09-27T22:39:00.000-07:00

Lane and I decided to stay in tonight due to work and social anxiety. We were drinking and minding our business when we heard a horrible sound- a cat drowning/fighting/hissing and ran we to the backyard to see what was happening. The orange kitty next door and a big ugly rabid raccoon were fighting on the fence. I sent Lane outside with a samurai sword to save the day but Crabby Potatoes was already hitting the raccoon over the head with a plank and trying to knock the mother f-er out. The orange kitty got away in okay shape and hopefully the raccoon is scared off for a few weeks or days. Regardless, this whole episode has taught us that we are not ready to let the kittens venture out in the world, especially at night. We love them. They must be supervised at all times.

SG

Please disregard the bad grammar.

UPDATE: Lane reminded me that he grabbed the sword on his own and when he was outside I said "Get back in here". Silly man- grab a wooden sword and chase a raccoon?!

Woah!

2008-09-27T21:54:00.000-07:00

Big drama in the kittah palace tonight! Our grumpy neighbors (aka "crabby potatoes") Had their orange kittah attacked by a raccoon, so they came over to recover the injured kit. But no I don't have an audio track of the kitty fight, why would I? What is wrong with you ghouls?

Cat footed knoodler

2008-09-23T16:54:00.000-07:00

He's feeling better!

2008-09-19T15:40:00.000-07:00

Pray for the internet

2008-09-16T20:38:00.000-07:00

Unless your an athiest like LK. Kitty has a fever and is not doing too good.

New Comic Book Check Out Policy

2008-09-14T21:50:00.000-07:00

You may only take one comic at a time. Comics must be returned to kittens before another book is checked out.

Ikea Assembly Kitten

2008-09-13T15:50:00.000-07:00

Bulilding a desk with HLK.